An Arachnid’s Life

I really dislike bugs. All of them. Especially, palmetto bugs, mosquitoes, no see ems, and these damn spotted lanternflies. I hate when they touch my skin. I get so itchy, even my nose. I do everything in my power to kill them. I believe that I single-handedly killed all the spotted lanternflies at this office building. I am proud of myself for this. Gold star for Ebony ⭐️.

So, tell me why, I have saved this daddy long legs twice. What the fuck is wrong with me? His little goofy ass gets in the sink, I have no idea how, and he can’t get out. So here I am feeling sorry for him and assisting him out of the sink. The first time, I let him crawl on this bottle and deposited him on the counter close to the sink. What he do? Fall back into the sink. I had already saved him so I couldn’t just kill him now. I take the sponge and allow him to climb on. Now, I put him farther away from the sink. He walked away limping 😆. I don’t know why it is so funny, but I can’t stop laughing as I am remembering it. I just knew he went somewhere and died.

Of course not. I find his little ass stuck in the sink this morning. Ugh! What the hell? I’m just realizing that I have actually saved him three times. I take the sponge and let him climb on it. Again, I sit the sponge on the counter, away from the sink. This time, he just sat on the sponge. His ass was tired! I don’t know how long he had been fighting to get out. When I came back home today, he was gone. He must have gotten his energy back and walked off.

He better figure it out, and stay out of the sink. I feel like I have to keep saving him. It would be so cruel to kill him now. He probably thinks we’re friends and I would be stabbing him in the back 😂. I know one thing, he better be doing his job and  killing all the other bugs in this apartment. If I see any other bugs, I don’t know, it might be the end for him. I’m not too attached. I haven’t named him…yet. And this is going against all my principles letting him live. I guess I have gained another topic of conversation for therapy 😆. Anyways, be well and whole. Much Love 🧡 💚