Last year, the printing company in the same plaza as our firm gave us a daily quote calendar. I took it upon myself to read the quotes to the office each day, while kinda. There were days I missed reading the quotes, but I would always catch us up. When I moved back to Toledo, I continued to send the quotes to a couple of my coworkers. There were some good quotes, the bad quotes, and some What? quotes. We discovered recently that we would run out of quotes on October 31st, aka today bka Halloween. Who the hell creates a calendar to end at such an odd time? I have decided as the self-appointed quote reader to find quotes to finish out the year. I also have a 365 calendar in my cart. Well, I actually have three. I couldn’t decide, so I put them all in there. I will narrow it down to one over the weekend.
Here are a few of my favorite quotes from the calendar and a couple I found today that cracked me up.
“Do what you can, where you are, with what you have.” – Teddy Roosevelt
“Rules for Happiness: something to do, someone to love, something to hope for.” – Immanuel Kant
“Obsessed is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.” – Russell Warren (This was my favorite quote from the whole calendar.)
“The most important lesson you learn from winning is that you can.” – Unknown
“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.” – Chuck Palahniuk (I don’t believe this, but it made me giggle.)
“This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.” – George V. Higgins
“Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.” – Ogden Nash (One of my all-time favorites.)
I love a good quote. I am looking forward to finding the quotes to send to the ladies. I’ve found a few funny ones already. We don’t need her calendar quotes! I got this! What are some of your favorite quotes ? Do you like any of the ones I shared? Let me know. Be well and whole. Much Love 🧡 💚

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.” – Chuck Palahniuk (I don’t believe this, but it made me giggle.)
This made me giggle too. Although, I did stop for a moment to ask the question, Hey God, you playin wit us?